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(no subject) [Dec. 30th, 2005|12:37 am]
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thefletch7786
hi, i just found you guys!!!!1111oneoneeleventyone

i love my iPod so much. i go to bed with it everynight.
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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2005|11:54 pm]
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experiencesarah
I hope I'm not the only one who was REALLY ENJOYING the contraversy...

I wish people internet hated me more often. It makes it so much more fun.

And in more iPod related news-

My iPod, Igby would like to declare his love for miss Merrins iPod. they met across a crouded bedroom three days ago and have been deeply in love ever since. Igby knows that he should take out an ad in the newspaper, but he has no arms and is not Ben affleck. so therefore he has been serenading miss iPod with wham. He hopes she feels the same...
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2005|09:35 am]
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shatterxscheme
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Puma Saves iPod
(While Children Starve in Various Third World Countries to Produce Both)

Salt Lake City, Utah- An unprecedented event in the world of corporation takeover today, as an expensive brown pair of shoes saved the fragile life of an infant semi-expensive iPod. The emergency took place nearly an hour into an annual fireside by a small group of friends in sardine canyon late wednesday night. "The campfire was hot," says one bystander, "upwards of roughly four-hundred degrees. When I sat too close to it, I thought I would melt. I can't imagine how it would feel to be dropped into such smoldering hotness of death." Just as the friends were enjoying some music (Devendra Banhart, need I even point out how enjoyable it was?), playfully laughing and dancing, a pink iPod mini flew from the open pocket of on of the friends. "It was like slow-motion, watching my baby fly from the cradle of my pocket to the open fire. I couldn't do anything. I just stared as it landed in a pile of red hotness of death," notes the owner of the iPod. Thinking quickly, the womanly friend of the owner jumped up from where she had been sitting and kicked at the iPod. She tells us, "at first, it wouldn't move, and I was sure that it would melt. But I couldn't let that happen, not in my America." After several attempts at kicking it, the woman's pumas finally found a way beneath the iPod, throwing it from the fire and into some nearby grass, where it was quickly lulled with safety. The damage was luckily minimal, and the iPod was deemed workable a few minutes later, while the shoes were praised. Puma + iPod love ensued and Apple and Puma discuss merging as a result of the inevitable lovechild.

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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2005|03:56 pm]
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lobsterbelle
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Look at how the random movement of the line appropriates the picture plane and turns perspective to a flat force. The iPod is no longer a three dimensional form, but a series of lines lost in a series of lines. Movement is the new object!

Help! I need an outlet for my pretentious art language or it may permeate into my everyday vernacular!

Ergo, iPods are better than Pollock.

I love abusing communities.

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Observe the manner in which reproduction had become the essence of communication. Low art is promoted as high, with commercialism the driving force of the creative. This inversion of traditional values reflects the increasing dominance of consumer culture in 1960s America.

Ergo, iPods are better than Warhol.
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My iPod['s stunt double] met THE Santa [Dec. 1st, 2005|12:12 am]
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mishiemoo
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troll attack [Nov. 29th, 2005|06:54 pm]
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bentley
[Current Mood |surprisedbewildered]

Um, guys? I hate to harsh your ipod mellow, but...

WTF and WTF?

Obviously someone really doesn't like Apple.

(screening anon. comments for this entry)
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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2005|06:58 pm]
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mezziekins
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Dig dong merrily on high... la la la la la don't know the words. [Nov. 27th, 2005|02:19 pm]
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lobsterbelle
This is an example of what you should do:
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YES.
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I'm dreaming of an iPod Christmas... [Nov. 27th, 2005|02:01 pm]
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lobsterbelle
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As the festive season approaches, I'm sure you have all been considering how you can best irritate people on the internet with photos that hold no interest to anyone, save yourself. I hope you have also been pondering the many ways that you can include your iPod in the celebrations of Yule. Isn't Yule a fun word to use? Yule Yule Yule Yule Yule.

Anyway, I have a community challenge for you all that I hope will satisfy your deep yearnings.

I WANT YOU ALL TO POST AS MANY PICTURES OF YOUR IPOD IN CHRISTMAS SETTINGS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

Remember that using LJ cuts on your entries and posting sensible images in moderation are for lame people. We don't tolerate lame people here.
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2005|05:44 pm]
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acetaminophen3
Hey there i need some help, my ipod is stuck on 'disk mode' and nothign will make it work!
and the whole hold the select and play button down reset thing isnt working either...
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