Vast iPOD Orgy

Welcome to the Vast iPod Orgy.

This is a place for those who have an unnatural obsession for their iPods and iPod related products.

Embrace the iPod love.

We believe that the world would be a better place if iPods held control over all systems of government. Firstly, they would change the German SPD party to the SDP party, because that abbreviation makes far more sense. IPods are very big on issues of abbreviation. Because of this, any member who creates a political party known by a confusing contraction of any nature will be shot.

No one cares about your iPod schemes that require ten million people to sign up for random products and newsletters so you save five cents. If anyone tries to post a link to such a service, they will be shot.

If any members are found not to support the idea of iPod marriage, or not seen to attempt iPod procreation will be shot. Any member who attempts to procreate with their own iPod will be shot.

However, due to a misunderstanding by stiletto, the band VAST are permitted to have orgies with iPods if desired.

Generally, everyone will be shot. Anyone who disagrees with this will be shot.



The Vast iPOD Orgy aims to bring together iPODs for love, devotion, and commitment.

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to iPods. Luckily, I make no money off exploiting them. Wait, that's not lucky. Someone should be shot.

We love draaaaaaaaama!